Landscaper $88

Not every job as a mom is directly related to your offspring, beautiful and time consuming though they may be.
Sometimes on top of keeping your precious being alive you also have to maintain basic things, like your house. I guess I could loop it back around to Bellerina because I am making sure my house stays presentable to sell in the future, to "move us on up" somewhere nicer.
Of course right now I am typing this with numb fingers. Electric hedge clippers are the most awesome tool ever, except that you can't hold a glass for like 20 minutes after you're done using them.
I do feel totally accomplished and our front yard looks nice, now I can get cleaned up and go romp around in the living room with the baby and husbando.