Yesterday I had the pleasure of being at my cousin's beautiful wedding while Bellerina was safely tucked away at The Grandparent Bed and Breakfast. But, as you know, that doesn't mean that I'm off of Mom-duty!
I was her parole officer yesterday, the call to check on her progress in the morning was similar to a recently released convicted felon:
Parole Question Parent version
Any drug use? Did you have to give her Tylenol for teething?
Getting along with family? Did she try to beat up her cousin?
Any erratic behavior? Did she sleep through the night or wake up screaming at 1am?
Pee anyplace inappropriate? Pee anyplace inappropriate?
Granted most parole officers don't question their charges with a Harpoon in their hand. Or maybe they do.
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