Interpreter $125

Bellerina is picking up words at a crazy break-neck little spongy speed nowadays.

But that doesn't mean that she's picking them up correctly.

We were visiting her Uncle Lukie today and I was needed for interpretative services several times.

Bellerina: "Uuuuuump"

Mama: "Oh, she wants you to pick her up, that was an up, believe it or not"

Bellerina approximately 7 seconds later: "Boom, Boom"...then rather impatiently a second.."BOOM BOOM"

Mama: "Oh sorry, boom boom means down"

Of course, "Boom Boom" has several meanings for Bellerina, the following interpretations may apply:

I just fell.

Put me down.

Put me down NOW.

I'm tired.

I pooped.

Cogito ergo Boom Boom.