Archaeologist $153

I delved in to the depths of a very scary, rarely trafficked, ancient burial ground.

It translates roughly in to English as "Bottom of the Diaper Bag".

There I found a few extraordinary artifacts.

First, what appears to be a Cheerio, though it has a strange gummy texture to it.

Second, a silver hoop remnant. I believe that it hails from a time when I used to wear these things called earrings without fear that I would lose a lobe.

Third, the artifact that I had been searching for, the very illusive small doll named Wendy.

Baby and toy have been reunited and my findings have been carefully recorded for posterity.