Personal Assistant $146

True story: I was getting my hair done at a salon in Norwell once and the girl in the chair next to me was Steven Tyler's personal assistant. And she spent the whole 45 minutes she was there complaining about how she had to go to his house at 11pm that night and pack his bags after he went to sleep so that they were ready when he woke up the next day to go to Malaysia or something crazy.

Today I was her.

Bellerina is asleep.

Tomorrow morning she will magically have a bag with her favorite clothes, toys, books (Ain't Gonna Paint No More has come out of retirement), diapers, sippy cups...you know, pretty much everything that Steven Tyler probably wants packed too.

And when she gets up her personal assistant will whisk her in to an outfit, and out the door for a 1st class travel experience, she will be deposited in front of a stack of blueberry pancakes before she realizes she's even awake.

I think that I would rather be Bellerina than Steven Tyler though. Her bag will be packed and waiting tomorrow morning, but she didn't have to suffer through 20 years of brain damage to get that service.

PS In case anyone cares...is anyone reading this?...we're on vacation next week, I will update when I can, but I'll still be keeping track for a big update next Saturday night! So don't give up on me, I'll be writing while I'm beaching it!