Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Flight Attendant $192

Taking a child on an airplane is a scarier experience then giving birth.
Giving birth is natural.
Sticking 150 people 1/2" away from total strangers in a hot metal tube and suspending them 20,000 feet over land is not.
I was well stocked.
A half hour in to the flight I supplied her with a pillow (me), and she took a nice nap.
When she woke up we started our in flight service of a cold 7 ounces of milk, followed by a quick diaper change.
Then we had a nice dinner of banana and Cheerios while watching an in flight cartoon.
Aside from minor fussing, and the probably less than cute habit of saying "hi" to the woman next to me 25 times, it went well.

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