No one.
You can try to hide that snotty nose with a quick backhand across your nostrils, but Kleenex Ninja Mama will always get there first.
Her steely determination to save your hair and hands from snot makes her unstoppable.
Hiya!
A mother's work is never done! What would an American mom earn if she got paid for all the jobs she tackled over the course of a year? I'm going to explore the going rate for all the jobs I take on as a mom over the course of a year and add up the average daily wages for each to find out.
Trust me, I've had training and she's a much better boogie ninja than I could ever be...
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