Broadway chorus performer $300

After Wicked I'm assuming that they will make a musical out of Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister, Gregory Maguire's much underrated ode to Cinderella.

When they do I will be waiting in the wings to take my place as a prominent member of the chorus.

I can't sing? Well no, I suppose I can't, but I already have a loyal following in one Bellerina.

I have a fully choreographer performance of "The Work Song" from Disney's Cinderella that has gotten rave reviews (5 Yay's) and countless standing ovations.

It includes the very difficult spinning around in circles and then pretending to be dizzy, including mock eye roll.

Forget the chorus, I'm thinking I should just choreograph this bad boy.

Mr. Maguire, I'd appreciate a shout out when you get this next piece rolling, we are both from MA after all.