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I'm assuming that Bellerina waking up at 4:30, crying until 5:15, sleeping for 15 minutes, then being up for the day at 5:30 was my punishment for Book Club.

Perhaps I shall rescind yesterday's job and teach her never to read for enjoyment...or drink on a Thursday night, which I guess is the bigger lesson.

I spent all day walking about like Night of the Living Dead...is that a movie? Someone told me once that is a movie. Am I really writing this or am I dreaming about writing it? I don't even remember how to spell my middle name today.

And could I fall asleep while she was taking her morning nap?

Of course not.

Time to go eat brains...then go to Ikea. (Hopefully there's a Christopher Moore fan out there)