DJ $280

Most DJs spend their time picking the right music to get a crowd pump and the party started!
As a Mom DJ you spend most of your time trying to find the right music to calm the party down, the crying, screaming, generally grumpy party that usually accompanies either long trips or unwelcome ejections from the warm house full of toys.
Usually "Alphabutts" does the job, we listen to Kimya Dawson wax poetic about farts.
But this morning Bellerina was already less then amiable, and grew even less happy as we stuffed her in her coat and hat, and finally when we exited the door in to the icy morning she officially lost it.
Thank goodness this DJ had a "back up mix" in the car, thanks to one of Bellerina's "aunties" we were blessed with a CD that has Cinderella on it! So she sat there completely entranced by the story, and I had a nice peaceful drive to drop her off and head to work.