Security Guard $200

You know when you see pictures of movie stars, and they're emerging from a restaurant, hidden by someone's jacket being ushered to a waiting vehicle?

Well, usually it's because they're drunk or forgot to put on their fake eye lashes.

The mommy version of that is when you usher your kid out of a restaurant, half hiding them in their own coat, with a Cinderella doll gripped under one arm, praying that you can get them out of there before getting a dozen stares that say "how dare you bring a child to a restaurant at noon".

The stares are worse than any paparazzi shot could ever be.

This is how we exited a restaurant in Falmouth this afternoon. I do not wish to repeat this job.