Today Bellerina went in for her dairy allergy test.
For one hour and 45 minutes I had to entertain her in a room the size of a jail cell, with less decoration.
I went through my bag of tricks, doll, plastic eggs, sippy cup, Cheerios, watching cars go by the window, in about 20 minutes.
After that I had to get creative.
So I basically preformed a clown act for the last hour and 25 minutes of our visit.
I sang songs, danced a few jigs, juggled plastic eggs, threw her around like a rubber chicken, made funny faces, everything short of squirting her in the face with a water filled flower!
I am worn out; how do people do this every day?? I'm beginning to think that they should be paying Gramma at The Big Apple Circus $250,000 a year, no wonder she's got gray hair, this job will age you FAST!
On a side note: They say that Bellerina is not allergic to dairy...probably. She's got a 30% chance that they got it wrong, the only way to know for sure is to do a blood test.
If you read Tuesday's entry you can probably anticipate what my response was.
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