Professional ATV Rider $96

Borderland State Park in Easton is a fantastic spot to walk with the kiddos if you're looking for a nice, long, beautiful loop with plenty of shade.

It is not a good spot if you are not prepared to put some muscle in to it and make your carriage an ATV for the day.

At some point we were sunken in about 2 inches in gravel-madness, and I was popping wheelies to get over stones the size of my head and tree roots that would put a python to shame.

Fortunately having to navigate that kind of terrain increases the workout quotient of walk by about 200%. I think that I got more of an ARM workout steering and my legs got to take it easy!

Bellerina fell asleep 20 minutes in to an hour long walk and she was bounced and generally thrown around for the last 40 minutes without even the slightest sign of being bothered by it. I'm thinking that we shall invest in a bed for her that you put quarters in and it shakes. Perhaps I can ask some super classy motel where they buy theirs.