Hostage Negotiator $211

Negotiator: "I will trade you this fake phone that makes a plethora of fun noises for my cell phone"

Bellerina: "AAAHHHH!!!" (Really means: don't you even think about taking away this cancer causing device!)

Negotiator: "Ok, ok, how about the fake phone and a monkey blankie?"

Bellerina: "AAARRRGGGGHHH!!!" (Really means: You're not fooling ANYONE I know what you're trying to do here you sneaky...)

Negotiator: "Fake phone, monkey blankie and a rousing rendition of Hello Dolly"

Bellerina: "EEEEKKK!!" (Really means: I love this song but you're going to have to rip this phone out of my hands)

Negotiator: "Fine."

I tried my best, but in the end sometimes you just have to grab your phone from their cute little clutches and let them ride out the wave of anger until they are inevitably distracted by something that sings, lights up and drives mommy crazy!