Honestly, sometimes I think that I should enter one of those strongman competitions and see how far I can pull those sleighs with 1,500lbs on them. Because judging by what I juggle in a day I would have to at least make a respectable showing. Actually, I bet that's how the female strongman competitors train, they probably just invite a few of their toddler's friends over and spend the day carting them and their stuff around.
Today wasn't as bad as some days, but the heat made all the difference.
My typical load of Bellerina, diaper bag, Trader Joe's bag stuffed to the brim, toy monkey, and cellphone being juggled while trying to open the door seemed to weigh a lot more at 90 degrees.
Of course, now Bellerina has also discovered the knocker on our front door and furiously tries to bang it (while I cringe knowing that her fingers are going to get caught at least once) while I am trying to keep her still enough to unlock the door, while loaded down like a pack mule.
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