1. That there be an immediate severance of contact
2. That Bottle take refuge in a Witness Protection program, we recommend the highly regarded Mama-Hide-In-Closet
3. Bellerina shall not be allowed visitation until further notice, as she will take advantage of any sign of weakness shown by Bottle
4. That all consumption of milk shall be removed to the land of Sippy Cup indefinitely
Bellerina offered this up in response to my proposed terms "BBBOOOOOOTTTTTLLLLEEEE!"
Which I shall take to mean "No."
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