Friday, October 15, 2010

Divorce Attorney $369

In the case of Bellerina v. Bottle, I offer up the following terms:
1. That there be an immediate severance of contact
2. That Bottle take refuge in a Witness Protection program, we recommend the highly regarded Mama-Hide-In-Closet
3. Bellerina shall not be allowed visitation until further notice, as she will take advantage of any sign of weakness shown by Bottle
4. That all consumption of milk shall be removed to the land of Sippy Cup indefinitely

Bellerina offered this up in response to my proposed terms "BBBOOOOOOTTTTTLLLLEEEE!"
Which I shall take to mean "No."

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