Sweet Potato Lobbyist $240

Before I even start this post I have to tell you that yes, there are lobbyists for sweet potatoes. At least there are in North Carolina. So I'm counting it.

Me: "Bellerina you loooove sweet potato"

Bellerina: "No", mouth closed, hands in front of mouth as a secondary defense against the evil Spoonius and his bounty of weaponized vegetable.

Me: "But it's sweet potato honey it's delicious, you love it, and it's orange!"

Bellerina: "No", still in defensive mode, now accompanied by a look that clearly says 'Mommy, you apparently need to look up the definition of the word love'