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I wouldn't say that what we told Bellerina tonight was lying.

It was more fashioning the truth in a way that made it more appealing to her pre-existing prejudices.

Was the mushroom risotto technically "White Sauce" like we told her?

I suppose not if you're going to be technical about the definition of sauce.

But did it appeal to her pre-existing propensity for liking things that have "sauce" on them?

Yes, yes it did.

So I challenge my opponents to prove that risotto is not in fact a sauce.

I will send Glenn Beck after you. So help me, I will.