Psychiatrist $557

Before I even get started, yes I know that I've already used psychologist as a job, but these are two different professions, psychiatrists can prescribe drugs.

If my drug of choice is a blueberry pancake from Strawberry Fair, so be it.

My mom and I took Bellerina our for a pancake the size of her this afternoon.

She ate half of the plate sized, half an inch thick, part cornbread, part flour stuffed with blueberries piece of yummy goodness. (If you haven't noticed the theme here, my child is a genetically predisposed carboholic)

When the remainder of the pancake was removed from the table so that it could be boxed up it resulted in some serious emotional distress.

There was pointing, there were tears, there was massive separation anxiety.

The only cure?

The best drug known to man, more blueberry pancake.