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Today I had a funny story to tell. One of those things that's only really funny 2 hours after it happens, and if it didn't happen to you.

Bellerina was having a bit of an off day today.

And at one point she was standing outside of the bathroom door, banging on it, screaming her head off....for about 10 minutes.

Why?

Because I wouldn't let her play with tampons.

That's right.

Somehow she got herself in to a box of tampons and was throwing them in the air, laughing. It was literally raining tampons.

When I put them back in the cabinet, a fit of massive proportions ensued.

I realized the hilarity of tampon confetti about an hour after she stopped screaming!