Thursday, November 18, 2010

Artist $164

I mastered the most difficult art medium in the world today.
The toddler sized big crayon.
Probably for the first time since I started coloring with Bellerina I managed to stay totally in the lines with those bad boys.
It's like driving an 18 wheeler through The North End, those huge points just don't work with the pictures you're supposed to color.
I think that they do it on purpose so when kids start using smaller, regular sized crayons parents can rejoice and say "Wow, my daughter must be a genius, she's learned to color in the lines!"
No, you just stopped giving her crayons with points 5 times too large for the paper.

My Snoopy picture today was a masterpiece. For 5 minutes. Then it was fully covered in green.

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