Disney World Employee $96

Ok, so technically Disney World would never hire me for Cinderella, apparently there are clauses about being blond, blue eyed, perky, and able to withstand 1,000 children you don't know wiping their noses on your dress and give you disgusting kisses.

But today I fully embodied Cinderella for Bellerina.

We went through everything that "Cinderella Mama" does, including finding a fairy Godmother for me (a very large stuffed hippo), a wand (paper towel roll) and Bellerina had a pair of glass slippers that were just a tad too small for me but it was pretend after all.

Someone please tell me that the princess obsession goes away!

I fear that next Halloween I will have to dress up as Malificent, which honestly, I'm better suited for physically and personality-wise.