Twilight Zone Writer $365

If I were a Twilight Zone writer, my episode would start something like this:

It was a bleak, rainy night, dark as obsidian and bone chillingly cold, when through the window of a small house we see an impossible sight.

There is a baby in highchair, she is voluntarily eating and asking for fish!

Fish I say!

Run away, RUN AWAY!

(Ok, so it kind of turned in to Monty Python at the end but you get the picture!)