Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat Doctor $431

If you keep screaming like that Bellerina you will most certainly lose your voice.
Yes, that scream.
The one where you stretch your vocal chords in to another dimension and push sound through them with all your might.
Yes, the one that makes mommy's ears bleed.
When you lose your voice I won't even feel bad for you.
I will in fact be relieved.
I'm just warning you.
So that you know I have some kind of idea what I'm talking about.
Sometimes.
Excuse me while I go get some cotton balls to stuff in my ears.

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