Siamese Twin in the Circus $100

Someone has to be in the freakshow.

I'm pretty sure that I could have auditioned this morning at Barnum and Baileys and no one would have been the wiser.

Every morning Bellerina and I lay down in the guest bed while she drinks her milk. She likes it because it's cuddle time, I like it because with any luck I manage to doze off for 10 minutes before she wakes me up by smacking me in the face with her empty sippy cup and yelling "Fank You".

This morning she was especially "cuddly".

By "cuddly" I mean that she attached the side of her face to my cheek and wouldn't move.

I would imagine this is what a ship feels like, covered in barnacles.

Even as I tried to get up to shower and pass her off to the husbando she would not remove her cheek from mine, screaming up a storm of "maaaamaaaa".

Ah, nothing like early morning attachment to start the day off right.