Martha Stewart Living Entertaining Editor $596

I love entertaining and cooking, and I want nothing more then to get paid for doing it, so basically this would be my real life dream job.

Even if it meant working for a convicted felon.

I admire and appreciate her insanely obsessive nature, and it would be a pleasure to work under such well organized tyranny (assuming that you are omnipotent Martha, I mean that as a compliment).

Today I had the pleasure of hosting a group of former colleagues who long ago surpassed that title and just became awesome friends!

I managed to cook, and do some pretty nifty holiday decorating with Bellerina literally attached to my leg. Each wine glass has a jingle bell and the person's first initial attached to it so everyone knows which glass is theirs. And yes, I did have to put The Incredibles on for a half hour to get this done.