Lounge Singer $200

Cheesy lounge singers rule.

Today I was a cheesy lounge singer...in the shower.

I had a very irate Bellerina in her Excersaucer, which she is about 10 pounds too heavy for.

It was 11:50, Dan was still out waiting to get his hair cut, and we had to leave the house at 12:45 for my cousin's wedding.

I wrestled Bellerina in to the miniature contraption while silently cursing all the guys who were getting their damn hair cut.

Then I had to shower in about 6 minutes, singing Christmas carols the whole time, in my cheesiest-loungiest voice to keep her from tipping the Excersaucer over, which would have taken about 3 seconds of angry rocking.

For the record, I looked awesome even though I only had a "rinse off".