Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Getaway Car Driver $750

Topping the list of bad ideas for sales clerks:
Letting a 19 month old try on your sparkly ring while she's waiting in the jewelry store, then asking for it back.
Apparently this woman doesn't realize that children don't really understand sharing.
"Why would you let me try on this gorgeous sparkly piece of goodness then take it off me?" only gets expressed as "AAAAHHHHHH!!!!" complete with crocodile tears.
So I had to make an escape from the jeweler today with a screaming a baby and a quick wave to the woman who made the 10 minute drive back to my house a personal hell filled with cries of "Try-on-a-ring!".

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